Cut out the middle man

Step One: Go with your best bud, N, to a gingerbread house workshop at Whole Foods. Wear your favorite new dress, and don't forget to accessorize!



Step Two: Pipe icing onto the house and decorate with various candies and snacks.



Step Three: Realize that the candy is destined for your mouth anyway, so you might as well sample it ahead of time. But truth be told, Hope was more interested in eating the dry pasta than any of the candy. Weirdo.



Step Four: Set aside the whole charade of putting candy on the house and just pipe the icing directly into the mouth. Why mess with all that unnecessary decorating when the sugar high goal can be accomplished this way?!